Esteban Silvani writes romantic prose much akin to greats such as H.P. Lovecraft and Jack Ketchum. His cleverly weaved tales of passion have inspired many young lovebirds to tie the knot and descend into the inferal pit of debt, bickering and sandwich making. He loves veal. If he sees you holding a sign dissing veal, then he's gonna smack you a lesson that'll break your fucking nose and make ya think twice about the sanctity of baby cows, you fucking liberal whore! Die!

Bed Tester

Testing beds, writing horror, raking leaves, mooning elderly couples, ironing cotton shirts, chopping koolaid filled intestines and snapping pics.